If I had my way I would have Shelby give him a "smack down" right now because his stupid looks.
I would also tie his "monkey Chest" up, his legs and arms, pour whipped cream all over him and call Richard Simmons. After that I would just go home and watch TV cause ole Dale is going to be acting much better.
Dale is the best Sheriff we've ever had here in Buford County. His new Anti-Crime Program called, "Get to Know Me" has been 100% effective. After spending the first 48 hours in a cell with Dale alone, those guys leave our county after their release and usually relocate out of state. I don't know what correctional counseling technique he uses, but it works.
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