>> Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Meaning: she wants her man to be an extremely handsome, athletic hunk of a man with huge muscles
Don't even bother tryin' to set up Twila with Shane, 'cause she won't go for him. She wants her man to look like twisted steel and sex appeal.
>> Tuesday, May 14, 2013
>> Monday, May 13, 2013
Meaning: Chuck E. Cheese's, a pizza restaurant and family entertainment center with arcade games, amusement rides, animatronic shows, etc.
Teresa said Lil' Timmy wanted to have his birthday party at that ole Chunky Chayz, but I shot that idear down in a hurry. That place ain't nothin' but a casino for youngins.
>> Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Is there any end to the allsomeness of The Sangin' Cowboys?
*not to be confused with the word of the same spelling that means a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one releases a fart - country folk ain't familiar with that term
Ricky was out in the woods all day and done shart hisself a deer and a squirrel.
>> Monday, May 6, 2013
>> Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Meaning: a threat to inflict physical harm; thought the be derived from the phrase "I will shoot you down like dog"
You'll quit runnin' that mowrth of yers if you know what's best for ya. Boy, I will smack you down like you's a bloodhound.
>> Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Harold hates gittin' dragged to waydens, but he says it's worth sittin' through 'em to go to the reception. Once they turn awn that music and git to dairnsen, he lets loose n' gits wild.
>> Monday, April 29, 2013
Meaning: phrase said by countryafied males to ridicule a man who orders a salad for a meal at a restaurant; the phrase suggests that those speaking are more manly because they are higher up on the food chain because the animal that their food (steak, ribs, etc.) comes from eats the food that the individual being ridiculed is eating
Are you serious, Terry? What kind of man goes to a steakhouse and orders a dern salad? I swear, you eat what food eats.
>> Tuesday, April 23, 2013
I ain't no doctor, but my dye-agg know-seez is you gawt a sprained ankle. Let me duct tape that for ya.
>> Monday, April 22, 2013
Meaning: describes a person who is extremely tough, rugged, handles pain well, and doesn't back down from challenges
You done a good thang when you hired Waylon. That ole boy will do anythang you ask him to and he's tough as a pine knot.
>> Friday, April 19, 2013
Meaning: a self-fulfilling prophecy; a prediction that causes itself to become true
I don't know why anyone pays attention to them football recruitin' rankings. These players git their rankin' based on which schools offer 'em scholarships. Then when they sign with schools, the schools git highly ranked recruiting classes because they signed highly ranked kids that got their rankin' simply because of the fact that that school offered 'em.. It ain't nothin' but a self-feelin' prophecy.
>> Tuesday, April 16, 2013
If Devin's belly gits any bigger, he's gon' need a wheeyul burrah to push that thang around.
>> Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Meaning: a promiscuous woman with loose morals who spreads sexually transmitted diseases through a rural community like pigeons spread disease in urban areas
I keep warnin' Randy not to woo that ole herpe pigeon he gawt his eye on, but he won't listen. He gon' regret it if he messes with her.